katerin

nope i dont think i can watch this movie i might cry

brave or get him to the greek because if it's the latter i may judge you

brave

okay phew

53:33 AM] noodles: so even though this fic is crap i'm committed to it and haahahaha christ this is the worst morning after ever

53:33 AM] noodles: i

53:45 AM] noodles: have had to bury my head in my pillow multiple times already

03:38 AM] noodles: this is so weIRD it

03:45 AM] noodles: it's like a harry potter crossover

03:56 AM] noodles: ugh i don't understand why i'm still reading it

21:24 AM] noodles: ok i lied i always read for bones because no matter how crap the story aaaaahaha bones being a dick to spock never gets me down hoooo boy

29:39 AM] noodles: uggghh i just want some good kirk/spock is that really too much to ask for

30:30 AM] noodles: tHERE'S ANOTHER ANT IN MY BED

30:39 AM] noodles: it's dead now

30:45 AM] noodles: maybe i'll go sleep on the couch

31:44 AM] noodles: whenever i read fic summaries and people try to rationalize tentacle porn i can only laugh

32:02 AM] noodles: they get increasingly more urgent about it and revert to all caps

32:02 AM] noodles: like

32:04 AM] noodles: every time

32:35 AM] noodles: "BUT DON'T WORRY GUYS, IT'S ALSO SECRETLY A LOVE STORY" ok but there's tentacles, can i trust you

35:47 AM] noodles: "Chapel would replace me," said Bones peaceably as he sucked Jim's blood from his arm like a sociopathic vampire.

35:53 AM] noodles: see this is why bones is my fic favorite

36:50 AM] noodles: what if ants are crawling up my butt while i lay under the covers though

36:55 AM] noodles: these are thoughts that keep me up late at night

37:54 AM] noodles: "My grandma, god rest her, wasn't known for her sage wisdom. She used to insist that a shot of warm vodka with pepper in it would cure colds." Jim smiled fondly. "She also used to claim she got a lot of colds."

37:56 AM] noodles: sounds like ashley

49:19 AM] noodles: why are all the good fics only from 2011 this isn't fair

53:56 AM] noodles: WAIT MAGPIE FINISHED YESTERDAY???

54:08 AM] noodles: SHIT SON THAT IS 57K WORTH OF AWESOME I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR

54:14 AM] noodles: ugh but it's 2am

54:20 AM] noodles: but

54:21 AM] noodles: fiiiiiiiiic

54:25 AM] noodles: damnit

01:23 AM] noodles: OK IF THERE IS AN ANT CRAWLING UP MY COMPUTER SCREEN I THINK I CAN THEORIZE THEY MAY OR MAY NOT BE CRAWLIN GUP MY BUTT AND THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE

01:41 AM] noodles: WHERE ARE THEY COMING FROM

01:45 AM] noodles: WHY WON'T THEY LEAVE

02:30 AM] noodles: HOW MUCH MORE EFFECTIVELY DO I NEED TO KILL THESE LITTLE BASTARDS

04:56 AM] noodles: do u know how distracting it is to try to focus on wall sex when you suspect there are ants crawling on you

05:08 AM] noodles: really fucking hard, no personal experience necessary for that lesson

06:07 AM] noodles: wow kirk you sassafrass

06:40 AM] noodles: WOW LOOK A FIC THAT WAS WRITTEN IN 2012 ugh no it has crack in the tags let's be srs bizniz here folks

06:51 AM] noodles: i thought that said accidental sex

06:53 AM] noodles: like what did you do

06:57 AM] noodles: fall on his dick

07:04 AM] noodles: you know it's times like these i'm glad it's 2am

07:14 AM] noodles: and that someone isn't reading this over my or your guys' shoulders

07:19 AM] noodles: because that might be awkward

07:52 AM] noodles: i only ever truly feel the anonmity that comes with being online when i talk about the intricacies of fic, is that weird?

08:16 AM] noodles: i mean, i know it fits the profile and qualities of the online anonimity howeverthefuck you spell it

08:17 AM] noodles: but still

08:20 AM] noodles: yes

08:20 AM] noodles: hmm

09:01 AM] noodles: HAHA WHAT IS THIS? jackie chan and hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy?? what fresh hell did someone think up here

14:45 AM] noodles: i just had the most terrible flashback

14:50 AM] noodles: to that bee movie fic

15:11 AM] noodles: uncontrollable shudders wrack my body as i stand on my mattress and slap violently at my body

21:41 AM] noodles: update: it is now 9 minutes until 2:30am and i have yet to move from my slight ant infested quarters

21:56 AM] noodles: still cannot tell if making good or bad decision

22:01 AM] noodles: usually this means it's a bad decision

33:34 AM] noodles: WHAT IF THE ANTS ARE INVISIBLE

55:38 AM] noodles: i'm so tired but ants

55:42 AM] noodles: maybe i'll pass out

55:59 AM] noodles: ugh i have such a problem with bugs

56:53 AM] noodles: record it in the skype log that i chose to remain in my room, in the bed with two reported ant sightings within its sheets already, because i am lazy and also don't think the couch is any safer

58:10 AM] noodles: if you don't hear from me before this time tomorrow

58:17 AM] noodles: assume i have been devoured by the ants

58:29 AM] noodles: jessica feel free to autopsy my body for science

58:37 AM] noodles: i will probably have consumed several bugs

58:54 AM] noodles: until then

58:56 AM] noodles: adieu

AHHH SCREAMING AHHHHHHHH THE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU EVERYTHING NO STOP GOD AH

I T WAS SO BE A U TI FU L WHY DID IT HAVE TO EEEEEEEEEEENDDDDDDDDDDDD

i think you need sleep

I THINK I DEDICATED 6-7 HOURS OF MY LIFE TO THIS FIC

IT'S LIKE GIVING BIRTH TO A CHILD OR SOMETHING

thats 9 months

shhhhh

SHHHH

I'M TALKINT LABOR HERE