katerin

dis is katerin's fan blog. dis be a fan-tastic blog. yolo.

was this from when i was semi-coherent and repeating things i thought you said because i definitely don’t remember saying heath ledger

i dont completely remember

toothpickqueen said: who the fuck runs this blog anyways

we just dont know

moostupid:

follow for more obscure posts only i think are funny

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“Heath ledger. So sad. Donkey kong. I don’t have a dong.”

—   Katelyn

jess:

nope i dont think i can watch this movie i might cry

noodles:

brave or get him to the greek because if it's the latter i may judge you

jess:

brave

noodles:

okay phew

katerin livechats her decent into madness after star trek: into darkness

[5/18/13 12:

53:33 AM] noodles: so even though this fic is crap i'm committed to it and haahahaha christ this is the worst morning after ever

[5/18/13 12:

53:33 AM] noodles: i

[5/18/13 12:

53:45 AM] noodles: have had to bury my head in my pillow multiple times already

[5/18/13 1:

03:38 AM] noodles: this is so weIRD it

[5/18/13 1:

03:45 AM] noodles: it's like a harry potter crossover

[5/18/13 1:

03:56 AM] noodles: ugh i don't understand why i'm still reading it

[5/18/13 1:

21:24 AM] noodles: ok i lied i always read for bones because no matter how crap the story aaaaahaha bones being a dick to spock never gets me down hoooo boy

[5/18/13 1:

29:39 AM] noodles: uggghh i just want some good kirk/spock is that really too much to ask for

[5/18/13 1:

30:30 AM] noodles: tHERE'S ANOTHER ANT IN MY BED

[5/18/13 1:

30:39 AM] noodles: it's dead now

[5/18/13 1:

30:45 AM] noodles: maybe i'll go sleep on the couch

[5/18/13 1:

31:44 AM] noodles: whenever i read fic summaries and people try to rationalize tentacle porn i can only laugh

[5/18/13 1:

32:02 AM] noodles: they get increasingly more urgent about it and revert to all caps

[5/18/13 1:

32:02 AM] noodles: like

[5/18/13 1:

32:04 AM] noodles: every time

[5/18/13 1:

32:35 AM] noodles: "BUT DON'T WORRY GUYS, IT'S ALSO SECRETLY A LOVE STORY" ok but there's tentacles, can i trust you

[5/18/13 1:

35:47 AM] noodles: "Chapel would replace me," said Bones peaceably as he sucked Jim's blood from his arm like a sociopathic vampire.

[5/18/13 1:

35:53 AM] noodles: see this is why bones is my fic favorite

[5/18/13 1:

36:50 AM] noodles: what if ants are crawling up my butt while i lay under the covers though

[5/18/13 1:

36:55 AM] noodles: these are thoughts that keep me up late at night

[5/18/13 1:

37:54 AM] noodles: "My grandma, god rest her, wasn't known for her sage wisdom. She used to insist that a shot of warm vodka with pepper in it would cure colds." Jim smiled fondly. "She also used to claim she got a lot of colds."

[5/18/13 1:

37:56 AM] noodles: sounds like ashley

[5/18/13 1:

49:19 AM] noodles: why are all the good fics only from 2011 this isn't fair

[5/18/13 1:

53:56 AM] noodles: WAIT MAGPIE FINISHED YESTERDAY???

[5/18/13 1:

54:08 AM] noodles: SHIT SON THAT IS 57K WORTH OF AWESOME I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR

[5/18/13 1:

54:14 AM] noodles: ugh but it's 2am

[5/18/13 1:

54:20 AM] noodles: but

[5/18/13 1:

54:21 AM] noodles: fiiiiiiiiic

[5/18/13 1:

54:25 AM] noodles: damnit

[5/18/13 2:

01:23 AM] noodles: OK IF THERE IS AN ANT CRAWLING UP MY COMPUTER SCREEN I THINK I CAN THEORIZE THEY MAY OR MAY NOT BE CRAWLIN GUP MY BUTT AND THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE

[5/18/13 2:

01:41 AM] noodles: WHERE ARE THEY COMING FROM

[5/18/13 2:

01:45 AM] noodles: WHY WON'T THEY LEAVE

[5/18/13 2:

02:30 AM] noodles: HOW MUCH MORE EFFECTIVELY DO I NEED TO KILL THESE LITTLE BASTARDS

[5/18/13 2:

04:56 AM] noodles: do u know how distracting it is to try to focus on wall sex when you suspect there are ants crawling on you

[5/18/13 2:

05:08 AM] noodles: really fucking hard, no personal experience necessary for that lesson

[5/18/13 2:

06:07 AM] noodles: wow kirk you sassafrass

[5/18/13 2:

06:40 AM] noodles: WOW LOOK A FIC THAT WAS WRITTEN IN 2012 ugh no it has crack in the tags let's be srs bizniz here folks

[5/18/13 2:

06:51 AM] noodles: i thought that said accidental sex

[5/18/13 2:

06:53 AM] noodles: like what did you do

[5/18/13 2:

06:57 AM] noodles: fall on his dick

[5/18/13 2:

07:04 AM] noodles: you know it's times like these i'm glad it's 2am

[5/18/13 2:

07:14 AM] noodles: and that someone isn't reading this over my or your guys' shoulders

[5/18/13 2:

07:19 AM] noodles: because that might be awkward

[5/18/13 2:

07:52 AM] noodles: i only ever truly feel the anonmity that comes with being online when i talk about the intricacies of fic, is that weird?

[5/18/13 2:

08:16 AM] noodles: i mean, i know it fits the profile and qualities of the online anonimity howeverthefuck you spell it

[5/18/13 2:

08:17 AM] noodles: but still

[5/18/13 2:

08:20 AM] noodles: yes

[5/18/13 2:

08:20 AM] noodles: hmm

[5/18/13 2:

09:01 AM] noodles: HAHA WHAT IS THIS? jackie chan and hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy?? what fresh hell did someone think up here

[5/18/13 2:

14:45 AM] noodles: i just had the most terrible flashback

[5/18/13 2:

14:50 AM] noodles: to that bee movie fic

[5/18/13 2:

15:11 AM] noodles: uncontrollable shudders wrack my body as i stand on my mattress and slap violently at my body

[5/18/13 2:

21:41 AM] noodles: update: it is now 9 minutes until 2:30am and i have yet to move from my slight ant infested quarters

[5/18/13 2:

21:56 AM] noodles: still cannot tell if making good or bad decision

[5/18/13 2:

22:01 AM] noodles: usually this means it's a bad decision

[5/18/13 2:

33:34 AM] noodles: WHAT IF THE ANTS ARE INVISIBLE

[5/18/13 2:

55:38 AM] noodles: i'm so tired but ants

[5/18/13 2:

55:42 AM] noodles: maybe i'll pass out

[5/18/13 2:

55:59 AM] noodles: ugh i have such a problem with bugs

[5/18/13 2:

56:53 AM] noodles: record it in the skype log that i chose to remain in my room, in the bed with two reported ant sightings within its sheets already, because i am lazy and also don't think the couch is any safer

[5/18/13 2:

58:10 AM] noodles: if you don't hear from me before this time tomorrow

[5/18/13 2:

58:17 AM] noodles: assume i have been devoured by the ants

[5/18/13 2:

58:29 AM] noodles: jessica feel free to autopsy my body for science

[5/18/13 2:

58:37 AM] noodles: i will probably have consumed several bugs

[5/18/13 2:

58:54 AM] noodles: until then

[5/18/13 2:

58:56 AM] noodles: adieu

moostupid:

my aunt just sent me hyrule historia for a late birthday present!!! my aunt is awesome 
also it’s snowing what in the heck

moostupid:

my aunt just sent me hyrule historia for a late birthday present!!! my aunt is awesome 

also it’s snowing what in the heck

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theseeyesofmine:

I’M DONE WITH EXAMS and feeling pretty good! (:
I couldn’t get a good picture of my victory rolls, but they are there and look pretty slick.

theseeyesofmine:

I’M DONE WITH EXAMS and feeling pretty good! (:

I couldn’t get a good picture of my victory rolls, but they are there and look pretty slick.

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theseeyesofmine:

I forgot to post this the other day. I thought I looked nice, so you must suffer my face.

theseeyesofmine:

I forgot to post this the other day. I thought I looked nice, so you must suffer my face.

(Source: boldlygonetovulcan)